An Open Letter To Kylie Minogue..
Dear Kylie,
Congratulations on your latest string of Australian shows – I hear they were SPECTACULAR.
Small Favour – do you think you could just lay off the Botox an eensie bit? Because seriously, you look like you’re wearing a mask. And you know you have problems when Dannii Minogue is the natural looking one in your family.
MINOGUE MASKS – ALL THE RAGE THIS GAY HALLOWEEN.
Please sort it out. As a loyal fan since The Locomotion days, I just want to be able to watch your music videos without being paralyzed by fear. You’re going to start scaring small children if you’re not careful – little Baby Ethan will NOT be impressed..
Sincerely,
Concerned
PS – Everybody knows that Impossible Princess is still the best album you’ve ever recorded. For the next album, more of that please..
NOT A WAXWORK FROM MADAME TUSSAUDS, SHOCKINGLY..
