Khloe Kardashian Accidentally Exposes Nipple, Solidifies Position As ONLY Kardashian Sister You Should Want To Put It In..
It was the Celebrity Nip-Slip heard around the world. Well, it would be if The World solely consisted of Twitter, Daytime Television and whatever it is that Perez Hilton bangs on about these days.
Now, it’s sometimes hard to doubt the legitimacy of the various public disasters that blight the Kardashian Klan, mostly because their fortune is primarily built on everything from ‘accidentally’ releasing a sex tape with Brandy’s little brother (Kim) to ‘accidentally’ getting knocked up with a giant douchebag who creates 93% of the drama on all seven of your tv shows (K-K-K-Kourtney). But bless Khloe, she seems both sincerely suprised and thoroughly non-plussed about the whole thing.
Which is why we adore her. Instead of going on a media blitz professing her mortal embarassment, or hiding underground, she tweeted pretty much instantly :-
“I had a nip slip and I loved it! Thank God! I f**king love nipples!!!!”
Ladies and Gentlemen, this may indeed be the QUOTE OF THE WHOLE ENTIRE YEAR.
Later on, there was the slightly more eloquent :-
As I’m sure you’ve all heard (or seen), I had a bit of a nip slip this morning on Fox & Friends! Whoops!!! My stylist Monica Rose DID tell me to wear a bra with that sheer top but being the naughty girl that I am I disobeyed and went bra-less. I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples — perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life.
On a more serious note though, to those who I offended, I am very sorry. It truly was an accident, but I would be lying if I said I thought this was a big deal. I love how free European women are when it comes to nudity — they embrace their bodies and are proud of what God gave them. I love that mindset and way of life, which is why I am not embarrassed about what happened this morning. We ALL have nipples!
Now, in all honesty, how can she not be your favourite Karsashian? Truly a woman of the people. And a total ambassador to all Nipples everywhere. Because EVERYONE has nipples. Some people like them so much they have three. Thanks Khloe – see you at The Nipple Pride Parade March in the Fall..
Here is a disturbingly slow-motion clip of the whole Nipple-saster. Enjoy – you know Lam-Lam would want you too!