An Open Letter To Kylie Minogue..

Dear Kylie,

Congratulations on your latest string of Australian shows – I hear they were SPECTACULAR.

Small Favour – do you think you could just lay off the Botox an eensie bit?  Because seriously, you look like you’re wearing a mask.  And you know you have problems when  Dannii Minogue is the natural looking one in your family.

MINOGUE MASKS – ALL THE RAGE THIS GAY HALLOWEEN.

Please sort it out.  As a loyal fan since The Locomotion days, I just want to be able to watch your music videos without being paralyzed by fear.  You’re going to start scaring small children if you’re not careful – little Baby Ethan will NOT be impressed..

Sincerely,

Concerned

PS – Everybody knows that Impossible Princess is still the best album you’ve ever recorded.  For the next album, more of that please..

NOT A WAXWORK FROM MADAME TUSSAUDS, SHOCKINGLY..