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20 Things that Vodafone is EVEN WORSE Than :-

April 25, 2011

In honour of the fact that I couldn’t send text messages for five hours AGAIN yesterday, here is a condensed list of all the things that Vodafone’s (lack of) service is worse than :-

01 – The movie adaptation of Red Riding Hood

02 – Phillip Sheppard and his saggy fuschia briefs

03 – Sambucca Shots

04 – Courteney Cox’s Awful Baby Bangs from Scream 3

05 – Communism

06 – The Lean Cuisine I Ate Yesterday

07 – Homeless People

08 – One Million Christina Aguileras

09 – Madonna’s Arms

10 – Nadine Coyle’s Solo Career

11  – That Awkward Moment When You Realise You Have No Hair to Whip Back and Forth

12 – Rebecca Black

13 – Cher’s General Facial Mobility

14 – Veronica Mars Getting Cancelled at the end of the Third Season with no Plot Resolution

15 – The Kings Speech winning the Best Picture Oscar over any of the following :- True Grit, The Fighter, The Social Network, Toy Story 3, Blue Valentine and Animal Kingdom..

16 – Alanis Morissette’s blatant refusal to learn the proper definition of the word ‘Ironic’

17 – Tori Spelling’s boob job

18 – Nicole Kidman’s Stylist

19 – Flying on Tiger Airways

20 – Being married to Tom Cruise

Anything else I missed?

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