20 Things that Vodafone is EVEN WORSE Than :-
In honour of the fact that I couldn’t send text messages for five hours AGAIN yesterday, here is a condensed list of all the things that Vodafone’s (lack of) service is worse than :-
01 – The movie adaptation of Red Riding Hood
02 – Phillip Sheppard and his saggy fuschia briefs
03 – Sambucca Shots
04 – Courteney Cox’s Awful Baby Bangs from Scream 3
05 – Communism
06 – The Lean Cuisine I Ate Yesterday
07 – Homeless People
08 – One Million Christina Aguileras
09 – Madonna’s Arms
10 – Nadine Coyle’s Solo Career
11 – That Awkward Moment When You Realise You Have No Hair to Whip Back and Forth
12 – Rebecca Black
13 – Cher’s General Facial Mobility
14 – Veronica Mars Getting Cancelled at the end of the Third Season with no Plot Resolution
16 – Alanis Morissette’s blatant refusal to learn the proper definition of the word ‘Ironic’
17 – Tori Spelling’s boob job
18 – Nicole Kidman’s Stylist
19 – Flying on Tiger Airways
20 – Being married to Tom Cruise
Anything else I missed?
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