Courtney Stodden Visits Bookshop, Dresses Like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman – Because Apparently She Doesn’t Look Like Enough of a Cheap Whore the Other 364 Days of the Year Already..

Famed Scholar and (alleged) Teen Bride Courtney Stodden continued her whirlwind Great Paparazzi-Baiting Tour of 2011/12 yesterday in Venice Beach yesterday, visiting a bookshop (BOOKSHOP!?!) in an ensemble inspired by the other great lovable cheap whore of our times – Vivian Ward.

Now, far be it for me to want to encourage her and her ridiculously fame-mongering ways, but there is something that is still so oddly fascinating about her – I literally do not understand why she exists.  On the plus side, she’s got a bit of a Jersey Shore Does The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button thing going on lately – she looks maybe 30 now, tops.  Which is a lot better than the dried out mind-forties thng she was rocking for the past year.  I guess that’s what happens when you lay off the industrial-strength funeral parlor make-up?

So, while Julia Roberts is rolling over in her grave (or, rolling around in a bed lined with hundred dollar bills, or whatever she sleeps in these days), here is a collection of photos of Courtney getting her Beverly Hills Hooker Couture on.    I wonder if she gets turned away by the high end Rodeo Drive boutiques as well?

Evidently – There’s A 30% Chance That It’s Already Raining..

Let Me Just Pick Up My Self-Respect, I’m Pretty Sure I Dropped It Somewhere Near The KY Aisle..

Courtney Stodden – Completely Unaware That There Are Any Cameras Around.

Courtney Stodden Striking Another COMPLETELY Natural Pose..

So I Married A Homeless Man – Coming Up NEXT on FOX!

Seriously, she’s just THE WORST.