An Open Letter to Lady Gaga..

Dear Lady Gaga,

Meet my friend the 3:30 Radio Edit.

3:30 Radio Edit – meet Lady Gaga.

I think I speak on behalf of every single person who has sat through Born This Way the album that we think you’ll all get along VERY WELL.

Sincerely,

Everyone, Ever.

PS – I think it’s great you’re continuing to openly use Madonna (aka the Best Female Popstar of ALL TIME) as both your career and musical template.  Maybe though, next time, you’ll pick better albums than THIS and THIS to emulate.  #justsayin

Proper review will be forthcoming..

This, by the way, is easily the most amazing song on the album.  AMAZING.

Pitch corrected for youtube, obvs, but still..