An Open Letter to Cheryl Tweedycole..
You know I’m your biggest champion, but you look like a Liquorice Allsort. Or Grimace, if he had decided to dress up as Farrah Fawcett circa 1976. It’s like Simon dared you to see how many different but completely unflattering colours you could manage to wear at the same time..
Please sort it out.
PS – This one wasn’t much better. Even Mariah doesn’t need that much airbrushing..