The 22 Most Inappropriate GIFs of Spencer Bledsoe’s Survivor Second Chance Sex Faces
SO, with the Survivor Second Chance Finale only HOURS AWAY, we’ve been trying to update our annual Winner Rankings to include what has EASILY been one of the best seasons of all time. The only problem is, every time we try to type anything, we keep getting stuck on one thing. Spencer. Or, rather, the amazing (and amazingly inappropriate) sex faces he’s been making ALL SEASON LONG. And, when we say LONG, we mean it (check out #17 & #18 if you need to see how long we’re talking..)
Despite our most valiant and pure-hearted efforts, the extreme face game Everyone’s Favourite King Of #Crotchframing has been providing for the Survivor GIF Community has just been too strong to resist. Still, on the plus side, Spot The Spencer Sex Face has been the funnest sideshow in a season FULL of them.
So, despite our heart (and PANTS) wanting a Spencer win this Wednesday, he’s probably only looking at either second place at best (losing to Mr Val Collins himself) or falling at the Final 4 once more (with Wentworth snatching the win out from under him like it was a hidden immunity idol). Thankfully, while there’s probably no million dollars at the end of his Survivor tunnel, from the looks of these, his impending lifetime contract at Sean Cody should more than compensate for it.
Anyway, without further ado, here are our 22 Favourite Editions of Sex Face Spencer. (a vast majority of the thanks goes to TheCrimsonKnight on reddit, who has been doing some fantastic work this season making these – check the whole library out HERE) :-
01. ‘OPEN-MOUTHED ONE MAN JANE KERKOVICH-WILLIAMS TRIBUTE ACT’ SEX FACE SPENCER
02. ‘MOANING IN THE RAIN’ SEX FACE SPENCER
03. ‘MOANING IN THE RAIN’ SEX FACE SPENCER – NOW WITH ADDED INAPPROPRIATE SHOULDER ACTION!
04. ‘GETTING IT IN THE HOLE!’ IMMUNITY EDITION SEX FACE SPENCER
05. ‘WAVING HIS LEGS IN THE AIR LIKE HE JUST DON’T CARE’ SEX FACE SPENCER
06. ‘TAKING IT FROM BEHIND FROM PROBST’ SEX FACE SPENCER
07. ‘INTENTLY BLOWING HIMSELF’ SEX FACE SPENCER
08. “IT’S *THIS* BIG” SEX FACE SPENCER
09. ‘EXPERT POLE AND BALL HANDLER’ SEX FACE SPENCER
10. ‘BLINDFOLDED FIFTY SHADES OF GREY’ SEX FACE SPENCER
11. ‘WIDE-EYED, OPEN-MOUTHED’ SEX FACE SPENCER
12. ‘ADORABLY IRONIC CHEST PUMPING’ SEX FACE SPENCER
13. ‘DISCREET SEXY EYES AT JOE’ SEX FACE SPENCER
14. ‘DEEP-THROATING A BREADSTICK’ SEX FACE SPENCER
15. ‘IT’S GETTING HOT IN HERRE’ SEX FACE SPENCER
16. ‘BLOWING HIS MIND’ SEX FACE SPENCER
17. ‘SWINGING HIS HIDDEN IMMUNITY IDOL ALL AROUND CAMP’ SEX FACE SPENCER
18. ‘SHOWING OFF HIS HIDDEN IMMUNITY IDOL – LIMITED CHALLENGE EDITION’ SEX FACE SPENCER
19. ‘CHECKING YOU OUT’ SEX FACE SPENCER – WITH BONUS TRIBAL COUNCIL SET
20. ‘BENDING OVER’ SEX FACE SPENCER – NOW WITH MOVEABLE HIPS!
*entire internet raises hand, Shirin-style*
21. ‘NEW IMPROVED VERSION 2.0’ SEX FACE SPENCER – NOW WITH ADDED FEELINGS
22. ‘HOPEFULLY THE YOUNG LASS NEVER SEES THIS’ SEX FACE SPENCER
Still, jokes aside – Spencer has easily been one of the highlights of this stellar season and we really hope he brings home the win tonight (and not just cuz WE CAN ONLY IMAGINE the face he’d pull). Still, either way Young Lad – BRAVO.