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The 22 Most Inappropriate GIFs of Spencer Bledsoe’s Survivor Second Chance Sex Faces

December 16, 2015

SO, with the Survivor Second Chance Finale only HOURS AWAY, we’ve been trying to update our annual Winner Rankings to include what has EASILY been one of the best seasons of all time.  The only problem is, every time we try to type anything, we keep getting stuck on one thing.  Spencer.  Or, rather, the amazing (and amazingly inappropriate) sex faces he’s been making ALL SEASON LONG.  And, when we say LONG, we mean it (check out #17 & #18 if you need to see how long we’re talking..)

Despite our most valiant and pure-hearted efforts, the extreme face game Everyone’s Favourite King Of #Crotchframing has been providing for the Survivor GIF Community has just been too strong to resist.  Still, on the plus side, Spot The Spencer Sex Face has been the funnest sideshow in a season FULL of them.

So, despite our heart (and PANTS) wanting a Spencer win this Wednesday, he’s probably only looking at either second place at best (losing to Mr Val Collins himself) or falling at the Final 4 once more (with Wentworth snatching the win out from under him like it was a hidden immunity idol).  Thankfully, while there’s probably no million dollars at the end of his Survivor tunnel, from the looks of these, his impending lifetime contract at Sean Cody should more than compensate for it.

Anyway, without further ado, here are our 22 Favourite Editions of Sex Face Spencer.  (a vast majority of the thanks goes to TheCrimsonKnight on reddit, who has been doing some fantastic work this season making these – check the whole library out HERE) :-

01. ‘OPEN-MOUTHED ONE MAN JANE KERKOVICH-WILLIAMS TRIBUTE ACT’ SEX FACE SPENCER

Survivor Spencer Sex Face Finger In Mouth

02. ‘MOANING IN THE RAIN’ SEX FACE SPENCER

Survivor Spencer Sex Face Moaning In The Rain

03. ‘MOANING IN THE RAIN’ SEX FACE SPENCER – NOW WITH ADDED INAPPROPRIATE SHOULDER ACTION!

Spencer Moaning In The Rain and Rubbing One Out Sex Face

04. ‘GETTING IT IN THE HOLE!’ IMMUNITY EDITION SEX FACE SPENCER

Survivor Spencer Sex Faces Getting It In The Hole

05. ‘WAVING HIS LEGS IN THE AIR LIKE HE JUST DON’T CARE’ SEX FACE SPENCER

Survivor Spencer Sex Faces Legs In The Air Immunity Challenge


06. ‘TAKING IT FROM BEHIND FROM PROBST’ SEX FACE SPENCER

Survivor Spencer Sex Faces Taking Immunity From Behind From Probst

07. ‘INTENTLY BLOWING HIMSELF’ SEX FACE SPENCER

Survivor Spencer Sex Face Blowing Himself

08. “IT’S *THIS* BIG” SEX FACE SPENCER

Survivor Spencer Sex Faces Its THIS BIG

09. ‘EXPERT POLE AND BALL HANDLER’ SEX FACE SPENCER

Survivor Spencer Sex Face Pole and Balls

10. ‘BLINDFOLDED FIFTY SHADES OF GREY’ SEX FACE SPENCER

Survivor Spencer Sex Faces Blindfolded 50 Shades Of Grey

11. ‘WIDE-EYED, OPEN-MOUTHED’ SEX FACE SPENCER

Survivor Spencer Sex Face Open Mouthed Blinking

12. ‘ADORABLY IRONIC CHEST PUMPING’ SEX FACE SPENCER

Survivor Spencer Sex Face Pumps Chest

13. ‘DISCREET SEXY EYES AT JOE’ SEX FACE SPENCER

Survivor Spencer Sex Face Winking At Joe

14. ‘DEEP-THROATING A BREADSTICK’ SEX FACE SPENCER

Survivor Spencer Sex Face Deep Throating a Breadstick

15. ‘IT’S GETTING HOT IN HERRE’ SEX FACE SPENCER

Survivor Spencer Sex Face Sultry Smoke Tribal

16. ‘BLOWING HIS MIND’ SEX FACE SPENCER

Survivor Spencer Sex Face WHAT

17. ‘SWINGING HIS HIDDEN IMMUNITY IDOL ALL AROUND CAMP’ SEX FACE SPENCER

Survivor Spencer Penis Swinging

18. ‘SHOWING OFF HIS HIDDEN IMMUNITY IDOL – LIMITED CHALLENGE EDITION’ SEX FACE SPENCER

Survivor Spencer Sex Face Touching His Penis

19. ‘CHECKING YOU OUT’ SEX FACE SPENCER – WITH BONUS TRIBAL COUNCIL SET

Survivor Spencer Sexy Smirk

20. ‘BENDING OVER’ SEX FACE SPENCER – NOW WITH MOVEABLE HIPS!

Survivor Spencer Sex Face Bending Over
Survivor Spencer Sex Face Welcome To The Bottom

*entire internet raises hand, Shirin-style*

21. ‘NEW IMPROVED VERSION 2.0’ SEX FACE SPENCER – NOW WITH ADDED FEELINGS

Survivor Spencer I Love You

(Still, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..)


22. ‘HOPEFULLY THE YOUNG LASS NEVER SEES THIS’ SEX FACE SPENCER

Survivor Spencer Kelley Banana Sex Face GIF

(OR THIS)

Survivor Spencer Smelling His Fingers

 

Still, jokes aside – Spencer has easily been one of the highlights of this stellar season and we really hope he brings home the win tonight (and not just cuz WE CAN ONLY IMAGINE the face he’d pull).  Still, either way Young Lad – BRAVO.

Survivor Spencer Sex Face Clapping

 

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