36 Pictures of Christina Aguilera Looking AWFUL!

LOOK.  Just throwing it out there now – I’ve had a horrible couple of weeks.  And sometimes, when times get tough, you’ve just got to think of how much how much worse things could be.  It’s like my momma always used to say – if you don’t have anything nice to say, at least make sure you’re saying it about someone who’s awful.  And, let’s face it, there’s no celebrity out there more unlikeable than Mextina Aguilera.  Well, maybe Avril Lavigne.  But still.  Look, we’ve never met the woman, but there is just something about her that makes you actively root for her to fail at every turn.

So, in the interest of pulling myself (and, hopefully, a lot of other like-minded needy souls on the interwebs) out of the dumps, here’s a collection of pictures of Christina Aguilera at her worst… ENJOY!

01 – The ‘Either My Momma Never Taught Me How To Apply Make Up’ Look or the ‘I Smeared My Lipstick After Two Bags Of Chick-Fil-A’ Look..

 

02 – The ‘Lets Stare Pensively Off In The Distance Whilst I Work Out How To Discretely Eat My Microphone’ Look..

 

03 – The Official ‘Jenna Maroney – Me Want Food -Tribute Act’ Look..

 

04 – The ‘Who Wants To See My Cooch?’ Look (If you’re really curious, skip through to #12.  And #36.. IF YOU DAAAAARE… )

05 – The ‘Albino Transexual’ Look

 

06 – The ‘No One Told Me Halle Berry Was My Chauffeur’ Look..

 

07 – The ‘Lets Hit Notes Only Stray Dogs Can Hear’ Look..

 

08 – The ‘Just Because Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton Have Sexy Mugshots Doesn’t Mean I Have To’ Look..

 

08 – The ‘Excuse Me While I Simulate Taking A Dump On Stage’ Look..

 

09 – The ‘Who Wants To See My Ping Pong Ball Trick?’ Look..

 

10 – The ‘When Fraggle Rock Met Whatever Happened To Baby Jane’ Look..

 

11 – The ‘Bangs Don’t Even Look Good On The Prettiest of Girls, Let Alone, Ummm’ Look..

 

12 – The ‘CAMELTOE!  CAMAMPELTOE!  COMPOMPLETOE!’ Look..

Stanley Tucci – Damn Gurrl, what the fudge was that?
Cher –  If I could move my face, I’d be getting my Edvard Munch on about now..

 

13 – The ‘Hey, What Do You Feel Like Doing Later – Oh, I Don’t Know, Might Just Slaughter The National Anthem, Maybe Watch A Couple Of Episodes Of Ringer’ Look..

 

14 – The ‘Evidently Wearing Blackface Isn’t Politically Incorrect Anymore – Who Knew?’ Look..

 

15 – The ‘My Muffin Top Is All That, Wholegrain, Low-Fat’ Look..

 

16 – The ‘BREAKING NEWS – Christina Wasted As Usual’ Look..

 

17 – The ‘Run Adele Run – Before Christina Eats You!’ Look..

 

18 – The ‘Popstar or Minotaur – YOU DECIDE’ Look..

 

19 – The ‘Om Nom Nom’ Look..

 

20 – The ‘Come To Think Of It – Has Anyone Ever Seen Boy George And Christina Aguilera In The Same Place?’ Look..

 

21 – The ‘Mister Staypuft In Evening Wear’ Look..

 

22 – The ‘Dead Hooker’ Look

 

23 – The ‘Sexy Bag Lady’ Look..

 

24 – The ‘Actually, We’re Not Entirely Sure This Isn’t A Man’ Look..

 

25 – The ‘Mister DeMille – I’m Ready For My Drunken Close Up’ Look..

 

26 – The ‘Take Me To Your FEEDER’ Look..

 

27 – The ‘Seriously, What Was The Point Of Evening Wearing A Dress?’ Look..

 

28 – The ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Ke$ha’ Look..

 

29 – The ‘The Campaign For Eurovision 2012 Starts Here’ Look..

 

30 – The ‘Xtina Don’t Preach’ Look..

 

31 – The ‘I Just Farted’ Look..

 

32 – The ‘It Looks Better When Beyonce Does It’ Look..

 

33 – The ‘Holy Jesus I Just Read This Photocap’ Look..

 

34 – The ‘Even Sandi Thom Is A More Convincing Punk Rocker Than I Am’ Look..

 

35 – The ‘This Really Is One Of The Five Worst Album Covers Of All Time’ Look..

 

36 – The ‘It’s Like That Movie The Ring, They Say If You Look At It, You Die Within Seven Days.  So, Look Below, IF YOU DARE…’ Look..

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