James Franco Joins Facebook, Gets Geekier and More Attractive By the Minute..

*Sighs*  He’s such a dork.  I wish he would just DO ME ALREADY.  Hopefully, Kimiko will pop up at some point – I’d always hoped those two crazy kids would work out..

Watch the sexy dorky amazingness that I’m ever so partial to HERE.

(I can’t get the video to embed for some reason.  Sadface.)

Anyways, here’s a picture of James and Kimiko – his Japanese Body Pillow and Common Law Wife – in happier times :-