An Open Letter To Christina Aguilera..
I’d like to apologize on behalf of everyone who is still making fun of you for the whole Superbowl debacle (even though Star Mangles Banner was an AMAZING headline). It’s time to move on. Take note, entire population of America, ever.
From now on, I personally am only going to make fun of you for important things, like the fact that everything you know about applying make up appears to have been learnt from Bozo The Clown.
Hey, it’s still a step up from looking like The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Baby steps Doll, baby steps..